Good day to you sir, I SAID GOOD DAY.

tokillamockingtroll:

tastefullyoffensive:

Fallen Princesses by Dina Goldstein

can we take a moment to realize that we’re all going to become Pocahontas 

sad-plath:

Ice on the beach (by Flashbaxxx)

angrywhistler:

Clarae

stormiweather:

princessmadibear:

gendercake:

imperfekct:

gendercake:

i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit

What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal?

fuck

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

OMFG

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you cut your pizza into really small pizzas you can use it as a topping for a different pizza

genius pure genius  

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

365words:

Mornings.

days-and-dust:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

you should write a book

velvetlovepocket:

“If You Know Someone Who Doesn’t Believe Sexism Exists, Show Them This”
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